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How to Wipe Your Butt When the Toilet Paper is Gone


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 12:47 PM

This is an important subject to consider. These things can cause messy problems to be sure. So it's always nice to be prepared and know a few things beforehand in case of dire emergencies. Grab your shovels, buy your lime, cuz a diggin we will go...
 
It's good to be clean!
 
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15 Ways To Wipe Your Butt When The Toilet Paper Is Gone
 
It’s been said that toilet paper will be worth its weight in gold after the shit hits the fan. I don’t think this is far from the truth. Toilet paper is a modern luxury that people tend to take for granted until the moment they reach for it and find nothing but a cardboard roll. When that happens, they would gladly pay top dollar for a few squares.
 
You know you’ve been there. Of course, all you have to do is waddle around the house until you find some more toilet paper or at least some paper towels. But what if you don’t have any more? What would you do then?
 
This is why it’s important to store plenty of toilet paper. But that’s not enough. What if the crisis lasts a long time and you run out? What if you have to abandon your home? What if your toilet paper is destroyed by flood or fire? In case that happens, you’ll need to consider some substitutes for toilet paper. 
 

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 12:51 PM

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Learn to wipe like a Roman! The rock method looks interesting...

 

 


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 01:57 PM

The first shit in the woods is a pure rite of passage for any mountain person. Sure, you can be a casual day hiker for years and avoid it, and maybe even last through a few overnight trips. But sooner or later, you’ll need to confront your ancestral self and drop one amongst the evergreens, without your favorite magazine, scented candle, or plush bathroom rug under your toes.
 
But it’s not so bad. A breeze blowing through the Ponderosa pines, maybe the noise of a creek trickling by at the speed of nature, and no constipated ad salesman grunting one out in the next stall, farts echoing off the inside of the toilet, squealing like angry ducks. We can take our time. Get away from the trail as far as you need to feel comfortable — at least 100 feet. Dig a hole at least 6 inches deep (this can sometimes be aided considerably if you can find a large rock embedded in soil, and you can pry it out, leaving a large hole). Pull your pants down to your ankles, line yourself up over the hole, squat, hug your knees and relax.
 
You miss the comforts of civilized shitting when you’re in the backcountry, but also the discomforts. No filthy toilet seats, no public restroom doors that don’t lock, no senators from Idaho propositioning you with foot Morse code from the next stall, and no lines. Few things can go wrong in the woods, usually.
 

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 02:22 PM

It's important to know about hand etiquette when traveling abroad. Especially in Asian countries. Wiping your ass is usually done with the left hand. You might want to practice this before you make your travel plans. Never eat or pass food to another with your left hand. Very rude! Always eat with your right hand.

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Posted 06 June 2017 - 04:32 PM

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