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#1 Digger

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 06:12 PM

Went to church the other day.  Nice big church, lots of reverb and echoes!

 

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Well, to make a long story short, I sneezed during services.  Loud and full of splat!  At least it wasn't the other way around:

 

 

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Yes, everybody turned around and looked!  But, not a soul blessed me.  NOT one single utterance of 'God, bless you'!

Silent as a tomb; except when prompted!

 

 

:funny-chicken-smiley-emoticon:  :25: :chicken:

 


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#2 Forster Woods

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 10:51 PM

:D :LOL:

 

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Posted 29 August 2015 - 02:55 PM

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Posted 30 August 2015 - 01:44 PM

Bless you, digger!

 

:)

 

There, I said it.  Do you feel better?

 

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God Bless Us All!

 

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Posted 26 October 2015 - 07:44 PM

Bless you, digger!

 

:)

 

There, I said it.  Do you feel better?

 

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God Bless Us All!

 

:D

 

:turkey:

 

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Posted 28 October 2015 - 03:11 PM

A ghastly abominination of a Mcdonalds Fart

 

 

Perhaps he was just full of shit instead!

 

:P

 


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Posted 21 July 2016 - 03:28 PM

A failed Dutch Oven:

 

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Posted 18 October 2016 - 01:32 PM

:Laughing-rolf:

 

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Posted 18 October 2016 - 02:58 PM

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 04:29 PM

A woman's flatulence is being blamed for a fire that caused significant burns to her body, a Tokyo newspaper reports. 
 
The laser is believed to have ignited the gas she passed. The blaze burned much of her body, including her waist and legs.
 
Now that's nasty!
 

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