Well...Awe was really secretive about it all. He actually didn't invent a damn thing. He just uses his skills to inspire and sold it that way. Kind of colors the story, don't it? But Jack told me once when he was Schitt faced that Awe found a machine while deep diving in the ocean. When he found it it was spilling out salt. He actually discovered why the ocean was salty. But that's another story. Anyways, he was clever enough to figure out how to turn it off and raise it up from the filthy depths. He knew more about this machine but he was unwilling to disclose where he found out about it. He then experimented with it and after a while he began producing the best Schitt anyone ever saw. With it he could sell anything and make it grow. The best fertilizer on the planet.
I've heard of this 'salt' machine. It's a dangerous thing. Nobody ever listens to ALL the instructions on how to use it.
All the Schitt is spilling into the ocean again.
Only this time it's using the rivers and waterways to drain all the Schitty by-products back into the sea.
Polluting everything including the land.
And it isn't just Schitt either.
It's filled with poisons of all kinds mixing together.
Forming new compounds that go beyond just Schitt alone.
Wouldn't this also mean the ocean is no longer getting salty but instead being filled with Schitt?