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Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:09 PM

I knew there was more to this Schitt. Old meme my Ass. 

 

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Right out of the Schitt hole.

 

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Shitholes blasting forth the song of its people...

 

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The problem with the sewer is that people tend to throw all kinds of Schitt into it. Clogging all the pipes with material not made to be flushed. Too bad, it vomits up all kinds filth into the public mind with more than just Schitt and paper. Especially when a clog in the pipes gets to severe.

 

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Break News!
 
Direct from the Schitt Family Archives. 
 
Recently shat from the Schitt hole of society A seed was found deep in the pipes. 
 
One of many pieces discovered in this latest blast of good Schitt.
 
So good it takes up all the air waves with its stench of Schitt.
 
Wait for it...
 
It's hidden in this latest cloud blasted forth from the Schitt hole.
 
Remember, this misty Schitt has mind altering effects leading to all kinds of disparaging distractions.
 
Would you like your own country to become a Schitt hole? 
 
Our real concern should be our own sewage system. 
 
Are the pipes cleared of debris?
 
Are they old and rusty? 
 
Is the methane building up to an explosive point?
 
Does the infrastructure of our sewer system need a complete over haul too?
 
or does a Schitt storm of Epic proportions need to spew from the Schitt hole. forcing a massive natural flush to fix the problem for the long term haul. 
 

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#22 Rufus Tullius

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 07:46 PM

What inventions did the Schitts produce?

 

 

I knew there was more to this Schitt. Old meme my Ass. 

 

 

 

:Good_One:

 

Right out of the Schitt hole.

 

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#23 Rufus Tullius

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 11:55 AM

:chuckle:

 

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#24 Feathers

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 02:19 PM

Here's A true story. One of many:
 
War is a Racket
 

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 02:45 PM

I knew there was more to this Schitt. Old meme my Ass. 

 

 Know your meme.

 

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Posted 21 May 2018 - 09:41 PM

 Know your meme.

 

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Describe a turd in 20 adjectives or more...

 

Turn on this shiny & glittering example of putrid stinky excellence; all filled to the brim with creamy bits of nutty flavoids ready for mouth watering and moist bits of crunchy gritty goodness. Sliding down a moist mouth like a tight tunnel filled with piston plump balls of rodlike chloaca.

 

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Screw it...

 

I'm not counting!
 

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Posted 21 May 2018 - 10:09 PM

Describe a turd in 20 adjectives or more...

 

Turn on this shiny & glittering example of putrid stinky excellence; all filled to the brim with creamy bits of nutty flavoids ready for mouth watering and moist bits of crunchy gritty goodness. Sliding down a moist mouth like a tight tunnel filled with piston plump balls of rodlike chloaca.

 

:chuckle:

 

Screw it...

 

I'm not counting!
 

:panther:

 

 

:oven-hot-chicken-smiley-emotico

 

dear-ronald-mcdonald-see-this-is-another

 

http://forum.chicken...ning-food-porn/


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#28 status - Rikki Tikki Tavi

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 03:28 AM

 Know your meme.

 

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...and each has a story. All in their right place and time. Some are tragedies, others quite dramatic. And then there are the comedies; these can be quite divine. It's the satire that can really get you. In the end I suppose it's how well you can tell your own story and try to make it finer than gold that makes all the difference. Even if nobody remembers it. I'm still learning. Sometimes the flow gets all choked up and ya gotta take a plunger or more to it to flush it all out. Reading, writing, and rhythm helps, too...

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#30 Feathers

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Posted 16 July 2018 - 08:00 PM

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