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Posted 16 July 2018 - 08:25 PM

What about sum practical purposes?

 

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They’re shit. But somehow have become a metaphor for usefulness.
 
Have you ever tried to open a bottle of wine with one? DON’T.
 
Some personal favourite tools:
 
    Saw (wow thats a REALLY SMALL tree)
    Screwdriver (for microscopic phillips head screws)
    Tooth pick (GROSS)
    Tweesers (soldiers gotta have perfect eyebrows right?)
    Nail file (the Swiss army must be HELLA Metrosexual!)
 

 

 

 


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Posted 16 July 2018 - 10:35 PM

So, does any of this help you in your decision to purchase this fine Swiss Army Knife?

 

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Posted 16 July 2018 - 10:44 PM

Know your meme...

 

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#14 Ghostly Machines

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Posted 17 July 2018 - 01:25 PM

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What about sum practical purposes?

 

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The world's first Swiss Army knife' has been revealed - made 1,800 years before its modern counterpart.

An intricately designed Roman implement, which dates back to 200AD, it is made from silver but has an iron blade.

It features a spoon, fork as well as a retractable spike, spatula and small tooth-pick.

Experts believe the spike may have been used by the Romans to extract meat from snails.

'Perhaps he was a traveller, who required a practical compound utensil like this on his journeys.'

The spokesman added: 'While many less elaborate folding knives survive in bronze, this one's complexity and the fact that it is made of silver suggest it is a luxury item.

'Perhaps a useful gadget for a wealthy traveller.'  

http://www.dailymail...-800-years.html

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#15 Jesse Jimmie

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Posted 17 July 2018 - 02:41 PM

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http://forum.chicken...-a-master-lock/

 

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 10:31 AM

So, does any of this help you in your decision to purchase this fine Swiss Army Knife?

 

 

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#17 Jesse Jimmie

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 10:44 AM

:cowboylasso:

 

The world's first Swiss Army knife' has been revealed - made 1,800 years before its modern counterpart.

An intricately designed Roman implement, which dates back to 200AD, it is made from silver but has an iron blade.

It features a spoon, fork as well as a retractable spike, spatula and small tooth-pick.

Experts believe the spike may have been used by the Romans to extract meat from snails.

'Perhaps he was a traveller, who required a practical compound utensil like this on his journeys.'

The spokesman added: 'While many less elaborate folding knives survive in bronze, this one's complexity and the fact that it is made of silver suggest it is a luxury item.

'Perhaps a useful gadget for a wealthy traveller.'  

http://www.dailymail...-800-years.html

roman_army_knife_2.jpg

 

 

A modern equivalent?

 

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Or next gen...

 

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 11:09 AM

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 11:22 AM

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 11:39 AM

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