What about sum practical purposes?
They’re shit. But somehow have become a metaphor for usefulness.Have you ever tried to open a bottle of wine with one? DON’T.Some personal favourite tools:Saw (wow thats a REALLY SMALL tree)Screwdriver (for microscopic phillips head screws)Tooth pick (GROSS)Tweesers (soldiers gotta have perfect eyebrows right?)Nail file (the Swiss army must be HELLA Metrosexual!)