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#1 RottenApples

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 12:58 PM

Clock out to brown out!
 
Chicago company penalized employees for excessive bathroom use, says union
 
“Our point of view is that anyone can go to the washroom when they need to but what bothers us is extended periods of time and multiple trips that cause lost productivity,” he said.
 
To enter the bathroom, workers need to swipe their ID cards, allowing the company to know just how long they spend inside the restroom. Workers are also complaining that 19 people have been given warnings for using up more than the allotted six minutes, which they say is simply not enough time for an entire day.
 
 
Six minutes! Bad for the business end of things to rush out a good purging crap. What if you're constipated.

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 01:25 PM

Constipated? Try this?

 

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 05:29 PM

Employees must wear diaper at all times! Save time and energy. Do it at the register.

 


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#4 Riddikulus

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 05:30 PM

Employees must wear diaper at all times! Save time and energy. Do it at the register.

 

I don't think so. All this may be going too far...

 

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 09:23 PM

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Posted 16 September 2016 - 11:07 AM

Have you heard about corporate microchips that record everything? They say they don't work in the bathroom. Don't believe it. Every fart, every grunt, every snort will be recorded. Better push out that turd in record time or your paycheck will feel the burn.


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 05:04 PM

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