status - Noodles
Posted 15 April 2016 - 02:20 AM
status - Guest
Posted 15 April 2016 - 02:27 AM
Oh the woe. Lay down the spaghetti sauce for the god that never was. Consume thy meaty sausage in juicy red sauce to satisfy the gluttony and woe of all men. Forever filling the foul minded with wonderful delights of the pleasure dome to come. Slurp the slithery wurms into thy soul. Gulp the beefy balls whole, one by one, as they drop down thy wurm infested gullet. Have you noticed the slithering slimy pasta patterns on the plate?
status - Ramen
Posted 15 April 2016 - 02:32 AM
Don't forget about the pledge to the meatball. Ramen noodleheads always prey to the meatball god. It adds more sustenance to the endeavor. Gives it strength for the worms to come. Then it travels ever deeper in the thunderous wrenching sound of lightning synapses exploding ever onward to oblivion.
status - Pizza
Posted 15 April 2016 - 04:24 PM
status - Guest
Posted 15 April 2016 - 04:56 PM
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status - Ra
Posted 15 April 2016 - 05:04 PM
Premium Member
Posted 16 April 2016 - 11:50 AM
The goal of the spaghetti monster is ultimately to steal your meaty balls and replace them with cream filled twinkies. Loaded with artificial sweeteners and plastic enhanced ingredients. Thereby filling your mind with gooey paste to glue the belief of common cored fantasy into the soul.
