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#1 Jesse Jimmie

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Posted 02 June 2016 - 01:32 PM

Sometimes I run into things surfing around that just take the cake to a new level....

 

Jarhead trouser-coughs 'could upset the locals'

 

Audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange [slang roughly meaning 'in the warzone'] because it offends the Afghans ...

 

So, for all Marines getting ready to go downwind, I mean downrange, be forewarned — you may have to hold it in ... at least until you get back to your hooch where you can loudly crop dust your friends.

 

http://www.theregist...es_farting_ban/

 

BTW, the link from the Marine Corps Times has been removed....The stench of it must have offended the 'locals'.

 

:Fart5: 


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Posted 02 June 2016 - 02:20 PM

The ultimate flame thrower...
 
 
 
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Posted 02 June 2016 - 02:26 PM

Smells like an old fart story in here.

 


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#4 Jesse Jimmie

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Posted 02 June 2016 - 02:29 PM

Smells like an old fart story in here.

 

:smiley-laughing024:

 

Yep! They tend to linger for quite a while....

 

“We owe them the freedom to unleash a loud, proud, cheek-rattling chair-scorcher,” he said. He added: “What do the Marines want the men on the ground to do? Be silent but deadly?”

 

COLBERT-MARINES-FARTING1.jpg

 

http://battlerattle....-a-marine-fart/


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