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#1 Lord Potato

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 07:18 AM

I'm new and who the F*ck are you? I am the potato king? 
 
I demmand to be worshippped or bannnned!
 
Ban me dammit! 
 
Bend your knees to my royal ban plan. Or, I shall unleash my potato army upon thee!
 
My legions of french fries will glorify my greed. My chips will stuff your fish with gluten free gluttony. 
 
I'll mash your sweet potatoes with my baked buttery goodness!
 
My super stud spud will rule the word!
 
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#2 Lord Potato

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 07:25 AM

First, I will dine on Marinated Chicken Legs with Marijuana

 

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#3 Lord Potato

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 07:34 AM

I declare myself DickTator for life. I shall show my tasty tits as proof for my desire to rule the roost.
 
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Posted 01 August 2016 - 07:38 AM

:Laughing-rolf:

 

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#5 Lord Potato

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 07:42 AM

:Laughing-rolf:

 

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Worship my luscious goodness and dip me in ketchup.

 

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 07:46 AM

Worship my luscious goodness and dip me in ketchup.

 

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#7 Lord Potato

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 07:48 AM

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:chicken:

 

Eat my brownie

 

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 07:54 AM

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 07:59 AM

I am the all knowing, all seeing, holy potato. Worship me Now! I have coupons and discounts
 
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Posted 01 August 2016 - 08:14 AM

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