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Posted 21 May 2018 - 10:09 PM

Describe a turd in 20 adjectives or more...

 

Turn on this shiny & glittering example of putrid stinky excellence; all filled to the brim with creamy bits of nutty flavoids ready for mouth watering and moist bits of crunchy gritty goodness. Sliding down a moist mouth like a tight tunnel filled with piston plump balls of rodlike chloaca.

 

:chuckle:

 

Screw it...

 

I'm not counting!
 

:panther:

 

 

:oven-hot-chicken-smiley-emotico

 

dear-ronald-mcdonald-see-this-is-another

 

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Posted 21 May 2018 - 09:41 PM

 Know your meme.

 

:wink:

 

Describe a turd in 20 adjectives or more...

 

Turn on this shiny & glittering example of putrid stinky excellence; all filled to the brim with creamy bits of nutty flavoids ready for mouth watering and moist bits of crunchy gritty goodness. Sliding down a moist mouth like a tight tunnel filled with piston plump balls of rodlike chloaca.

 

:chuckle:

 

Screw it...

 

I'm not counting!
 

:panther:


Posted 23 January 2018 - 02:45 PM

I knew there was more to this Schitt. Old meme my Ass. 

 

 Know your meme.

 

:wink:


Feathers

Posted 23 January 2018 - 02:19 PM

Here's A true story. One of many:
 
War is a Racket
 

Rufus Tullius

Posted 17 January 2018 - 11:55 AM

:chuckle:

 

:chuckle:

 


Rufus Tullius

Posted 13 January 2018 - 07:46 PM

What inventions did the Schitts produce?

 

 

I knew there was more to this Schitt. Old meme my Ass. 

 

 

 

:Good_One:

 

Right out of the Schitt hole.

 

:GrinNod1:

 

 

 

:rofl:


Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:09 PM

I knew there was more to this Schitt. Old meme my Ass. 

 

:Good_One:

 

Right out of the Schitt hole.

 

:GrinNod1:

 

:FunnyShit1:

 

Shitholes blasting forth the song of its people...

 

:Blur:

 

The problem with the sewer is that people tend to throw all kinds of Schitt into it. Clogging all the pipes with material not made to be flushed. Too bad, it vomits up all kinds filth into the public mind with more than just Schitt and paper. Especially when a clog in the pipes gets to severe.

 

:Brain_Fart:

 

:chuckle:

 

Break News!
 
Direct from the Schitt Family Archives. 
 
Recently shat from the Schitt hole of society A seed was found deep in the pipes. 
 
One of many pieces discovered in this latest blast of good Schitt.
 
So good it takes up all the air waves with its stench of Schitt.
 
Wait for it...
 
It's hidden in this latest cloud blasted forth from the Schitt hole.
 
Remember, this misty Schitt has mind altering effects leading to all kinds of disparaging distractions.
 
Would you like your own country to become a Schitt hole? 
 
Our real concern should be our own sewage system. 
 
Are the pipes cleared of debris?
 
Are they old and rusty? 
 
Is the methane building up to an explosive point?
 
Does the infrastructure of our sewer system need a complete over haul too?
 
or does a Schitt storm of Epic proportions need to spew from the Schitt hole. forcing a massive natural flush to fix the problem for the long term haul. 
 

Posted 13 January 2018 - 05:33 PM

Dropped a kick in that one. 🍎🍅🍏🍋🌹🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

 

:FunnyShit1:

 

Shitholes blasting forth the song of its people...

 

:Blur:

 

The problem with the sewer is that people tend to throw all kinds of Schitt into it. Clogging all the pipes with material not made to be flushed. Too bad, it vomits up all kinds filth into the public mind with more than just Schitt and paper. Especially when a clog in the pipes gets to severe.

 

:Brain_Fart:

 

:chuckle:


Posted 08 January 2018 - 07:37 AM

KDnS Agency, an offshoot division responsible for marketing, pushes out the greatest Schitt for all its customers. Some of the best ad campaigns in history were seeded from this agency. Ever wonder why those Schitt on a Shingle Sandwiches look so good on glossy images. Well, KDnS likes to employ their own version of the secret sauce. It's prime, it's sweet, it tastes so divine. Of course, most of the ingredients are artificial but the secret meat does contain a bit of the good Schitt. Always have to have a bit of natural included in the recipe. Otherwise it's just plain old crap and it will never sell. It's gotta look good on the copy write. Even if the real product looks like a turd the job at KDnS is too make it look like white on rice. Clean and flashy eye candy to entice desires and offer instant satisfaction. The Hegel department specializes in this approach with some help from the Bernays branch. The Goebbels division handles all propaganda sales with its tried and true methods. Oops, maybe I said too much...

 

:lock-icon:

 

They hate it when the secret sauce gets noticed!

 

:blink:

 

The Mill of mystery has made the Schitt saucy indeed. Bull Schitt is a star player in its mechanisms. He can spread a load out like no other. Flushing out pound after pound of densly pure fertilizer. After packaging it gets sent out to the Hedd network. There, Butt and Block, oversee distribution to all the major social scenes. Filtered with many flavors as it flows it soon looses it's greater quality and the regular consumer is left with the dregs of loose Schitt. Nothing substantial to base decent opinion on. All of it meant to be flushed constantly to keep the Schitt flowing. 
 
Sometimes blockage does occur...
 
:GrinNod1:

Feathers

Posted 08 January 2018 - 02:32 AM

Shit

 

:chuckle:


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